toast on fire
Posted: December 21, 2011 Filed under: pearls of wisdom, Uncategorized, words 2 CommentsI have discovered that it is possible to set toast on fire in the toaster.
Perhaps there is something to the old saw that women are better multitaskers than men.
Once the fire is out, attempts to butter it are in vain, it shatters to the touch like an ancient mummy in a b-grade movie.
My favorite post, and categorized under “pearls of wisdom” 🙂 Did you really try to butter it after it got fired up?
It seemed wasteful to just throw it away. I did wait until the fire was out, and the fire alarm was off.